![]() 11/18/2014 at 11:45 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Still high from my prescription painkillers (fucking abscessed tooth)
and I thought of this.
Why did nobody ever call cybersexing, "E-nailing?"
Imagine it's 1998:
"Did you meet that chick yet? The one you enailed the other night when we were drinking and AOL chatting?"
![]() 11/18/2014 at 11:49 |
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![]() 11/18/2014 at 11:57 |
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You keep complaining about this tooth but it really seems like you're having a good time.
![]() 11/18/2014 at 12:18 |
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I'm at work. I'm not allowed to drive customer cars while I'm high.
![]() 11/18/2014 at 12:21 |
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Do you always do what your mommy tells you?
![]() 11/18/2014 at 12:28 |
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No, but in this case my paycheck depends on it. Cost/benefit analysis says stay away from customer cars while high.
![]() 11/18/2014 at 12:48 |
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Well you're hopped up on goofballs at work so you've got that going for you.